Anne Dayton tweets, “When I left last night, there was a full package of strawberries on my desk. This morning, half of them are gone. I’m trying not to be mad.”
This calls for the only thing that will cheer Anne up: Emergency-Jesus-Kitsch.
Anne, if that doesn’t make you feel better, I’ll dig up some more kitsch, and I actually mean dig. It’s in the basement in a scary storage area, and speaking of scary areas, here’s something to curl your hair. (See below).